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That is because she changes it more often, I am still wondering how my parents spent their first part of life teaching us to walk and talk and the other half trying to sit us down and shut up, There is only one explanation why girls live longer than guys, it’s because shopping doesn’t cause heart attack, paying the bills does, What is the difference between waiting for a girl who says she will be ready in five more minutes and a guy who says the game has 5 minutes left, Why is it that whenever someone says, “I want to ask you a question”, your mind runs through all the bad things you did recently, To know a girl’s faults, praise her nonstop to her girlfriends then open your ears and hear their epic replies, Wouldn’t surprise me if Arsenal football club were a social experiment to see how long someone can support a club without killing themselves, To whom this post may concern, if you have dark armpits scrub daily with lemon for a few weeks it works, instead of always having to cover your armpits with emojis on Snap chat. You can also use them on other social media profile like Twitter, Instagram and the likes. … is certain that it doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain. ¿¿¿˙˙˙ sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ uı ǝɯıʇ ɹn ƃuıʇsɐʍ n ǝɹɐ ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.”― Lin-Chi, “Wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.”― Baltasar Gracian, “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”― Will Rogers, “The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.”― Albert Einstein, “Believe those who are seeking the truth. If something's not going right, try left. For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you'll end up married. Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them. Geplaatst door The Pet Collective op Woensdag 6 juli 2016, If only some people's lives were as perfect as they portray them to be on Facebook! (This always work as a caption of a baby scan image). Let the count down begin......I do not know whose post is this, I just shared it with 10 friends as requested so share with your friends as well. 5 answers Answer Questions Mostly, the magic lies in being true to your personality and coming up with messages that have a quirky, sweet, funny, and an unexpected twist to them. If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. 6789 Quail Hill Pkwy, Suite 211 Irvine CA 92603. 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Haha, everyones mom is on Facebook now! Posted by George Takei on Sunday, July 10, 2016, MORE: Facebook is testing self-destructing Messenger chats, MORE: Facebook Messenger to introduce end-to-end encryption, MORE: Facebook has just gone and redesigned the ‘Like’ button. I never want to know life without. PS: You may need to bookmark this page for easy access, anytime you need to update your Facebook Status. Wishes that just about the time when I think I can make ends meet, somebody would stop moving the ends! Here are a few pages that will fill your Facebook wall with some funny! Love is deaf. We hope you are enjoying TechSpirited! I dont wanna copy everyone elses. Meaning like some people put: "Like this status and i will tell you one thing i like about you or Like this status and i will talk about your amazing..." Something like that. Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairy tale come true… ‘Coz I found love when I found U. Top 6 Songs from the TV Show Steven Universe, Laughing At Your Own Text, 20 Funny Statuses, Bot Trust, Best Horoscope Sites for People Looking for Love, Who came up with hugs? If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Girls are beautiful, not hot. Ever come across crazy posts from your close friends or people you did not expect to post such a thing? We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Try pasting these status messages on your profile page. You have to take the stairs. • Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain. Geplaatst door Creepypasta op Zaterdag 2 juli 2016. Some users pay so much attention to how many likes and comments their photos get, which posts have success and which one don't, etc. Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Be the funniest person on Facebook with these…. And to help you get started, here are some wonderful messages quotes for Facebook status that will get you maximum likes. How do I make my Facebook post stand out? Happiness is like a Butterfly… You keep running after it, it keeps flying away… If you stand still, It comes and sits on your shoulders.

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